Line 12:  that crystal land

 

Perhaps an allusion to Zembla, my dear country.  After this, in the disjointed, half-obliterated draft which I am not at all sure I have deciphered properly:

Ah, I must not forget to say something

That my friend told me of a certain king.

 

Alas, he would have said a great deal more if a domestic anti-Karlist had not controlled every line he communicated to her!  Many a time have I rebuked him in bantering fashion:  “You really should promise to use all that wonderful stuff, you bad gray poet, you!”  And we would both giggle like boys.  But then, after the inspiring evening stroll, we had to part, and grim night lifted the drawbridge between his impregnable fortress and my humble home.

 

That King’s reign (1936-1958) will be remembered by at least a few discerning historians as a peaceful and elegant one.  Owing to a fluid system of judicious alliances, Mars in his time never marred the record.  Internally, until corruption, betrayal, and Extremism penetrated it, the People’s Place (parliament) worked in perfect harmony with the Royal Council.  Harmony, indeed, was the reign’s password.  The polite arts and pure sciences flourished.  Technicology, applied physics, industrial chemistry and so forth were suffered to thrive.  A small skyscraper of ultramarine glass was steadily rising in Onhava.  The climate seemed to be improving.  Taxation had become a thing of beauty.  The poor were getting a little richer, and the rich a little poorer (in accordance with what may be known some day as Kinbote’s Law).  Medical care was spreading to the confines of the state:  less and less often, on his tour of the country, every autumn, when the rowans hung coral-heavy, and the puddles tinkled with Muscovy glass, the friendly and eloquent monarch would be interrupted by a pertussal “backdraucht” in a crowd of school children.  Parachuting had become a popular sport.  Everybody, in a word, was content—even the political mischiefmakers who were contentedly making mischief paid by a contented Sosed (Zembla’s gigantic neighbor).  But let us not pursue this tiresome subject.

 

To return to the King:  take for instance the question of personal culture.  How often is it that kings engage in some special research?  Conchologists among them can be counted on the fingers of one maimed hand.  The last king of Zembla—partly under the influence of his uncle Conmal, the great translator of Shakespeare (see notes to lines 39-40 and 962), had become, despite frequent migraines, passionately addicted to the study of literature.  At forty, not long before the collapse of his throne, he had attained such a degree of scholarship that he dared accede to his venerable uncle’s raucous dying request:  “Teach , Karlick!”  Of course, it would have been unseemly for a monarch to appear in the robes of learning at a university lectern and present to rosy youths Finnegan’s Wake as a monstrous extension of Angus MacDiarmid’s “incoherent transactions” and of Southey’s Lingo-Grande (“Dear Stumparumper,” etc.) or discuss the Zemblan variants, collected in 1798 by Hodinski, of the Kongs-skugg-sio (The Royal Mirror), an anonymous masterpiece of the twelfth century.  Therefore he lectured under an assumed name and in a heavy make-up, with wig and false whiskers.  All brown-bearded, apple-cheeked, blue-eyed Zemblans look alike, and I who have not shaved now for a year, resemble my disguised king (see also note to line 894).

 

During these periods of teaching, Charles Xavier made it a rule to sleep at a pied-à-terre he had rented, as any scholarly citizen would, in Coriolanus Lane:  a charming, central-heated studio with adjacent bathroom and kitchenette.  One recalls with nostalgic pleasure its light gray carpeting and pearl-gray walls (one of them graced with a solitary copy of Picasso’s Chandelier, pot et casserole émaillée), a shelfful of calf-bound poets, and a virginal-looking daybed under its rug of imitation panda fur.  How far from this limpid simplicity seemed the palace and the odious Council Chamber with its unsolvable problems and frightened councilors!

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